Hullo hullo & hiya! (not from Florida.)
I’ve had a horribly strange day but instead of dwelling on it I will move on, lest I bore you & myself, with this tacky, unwelcome, negative stream of consciousness.
“Oh!”, you ask, “just how do you remain so so cheery in this dead-end, heart-pummelling, sad patriarchal system that is called THE EARTH???”
I sigh and twiddle my hair in my fingers, batting my eyelashes at the computer screen- “Well”, I begin, “I listen to a lot of Bruce Springsteen and try to brush off my emo penchant for French-revolution era poetry with light-hearted E4 shows.”
I am also getting down and dirty with a Pritt Stick, some scissors and felt tip pens (now that would make for a WAY more interesting blog post.) Seriously, I am making little zines and stuff out of old Viz comics and ice cream recipe books, and it feels good. And it’s OFC & FYI – NBD, it’s just like, Obviously a Hobby, (HA ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!)
The first theme I’ve chosen is ‘The First Time.’ If I pop up on FB Chat with FIRST PET???/FIRST CRUSH????/FIRST SEX IN A WEIRD PLACE?- do not be perturbed, I am transforming your embarrassing firsts stories into glorious, printed literature.
Or, if you like, feel free to send me your own. Or any artwork, related or unrelated to the theme. Please, don’t be shy.
I’ve been told to go to bed, so I will reluctantly oblige.